Today we went to the VA and they gave me my Spokeman Voice Amplifier. It works pretty good in some situations. The only problem is that the boom microphone/headset is made for someone with a normal size head, so I have to wear it kinda sideways.
According to the box, it will make me young, attractive and female.
If you can read the fine print, you'll see that I can now "Cater For At Least 100 Audiences!"
I thought maybe that was Chinglish, but it says "made in Singapore." Maybe that is near China.
Wow, I can't believe you can cater for at least 100 Audiences. Imagine how much we could've saved on our wedding dinner if we'd had you to cater it for us. That must be a pretty powerful speaker.
ReplyDeleteAh, some people have all the luck! If only I had that when I need to get Asher or Mason's attention. I like your blog. Its pretty funny. Keep it going. Its a nice break from Pre-calculus. Hugs, Ivy
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